Finally, a sports drink that understands the struggle of smudged writing, awkward can openers, and all the contortions of adapting to a right-handed world
MESQUITE, Texas, April 1, 2025 /PRNewswire/ — Pickle Juice®, the world’s leading electrolyte-packed sports beverage (that tastes like pickles but contains zero actual pickles), is proud to announce its boldest innovation to date: Pickle Juice® Lefty™ – the only sports drink packaging designed exclusively for left-handed athletes.
Pickle Juice®, the world’s leading electrolyte-packed sports beverage (that tastes like pickles but contains zero actual pickles), is proud to announce its boldest innovation to date: Pickle Juice® Lefty™ – the only sports drink packaging designed exclusively for left-handed athletes.
“For too long, my fellow southpaws and I have been forced to use right-handed bottles that are ergonomically insensitive to left hand dominance,” said Filip Keuppens, Pickle Juice’s left-handed Executive Vice President. “Do you know the science term for the left side of the body? ‘Sinister.’ We are not just creating a bottle, we are ending the villainization of left handers,” Keuppens added with a Braveheart-esque cadence and botched brogue.
For years, Keuppens reported spilling, dribbling and splurting his sports drinks while soiling his shirts. “Turns out my drinking problem had less to do with my mouth and more to do with how the bottle connected with my hand.”
The decision to launch Pickle Juice® Lefty™ was further enforced by years of passionate lobbying from the Left-Handed Advocacy Network (LHAN), a fiercely vocal organization that spends the first 15 minutes of each meeting with so-satisfying, left-sided high fives. The LHAN claims that left-handed people are at a distinct disadvantage in the world of sports hydration due to corporate biases.
“It’s about time someone stood up for us,” added LHAN spokesperson Lewis “Leftover” Dalton. “Our people are forced to battle right-handed designs every day – from can openers to scissors to beverage bottles. Lefty™ is a game-changer.”
Now, driving in his converted mail truck, Keuppens can gear shift with his left hand, air drum to Asia’s Heat of the Moment without hitting the window, access a left-sided beverage holder, and drink Pickle Juice® Lefty sans the mess.
What Makes Pickle Juice® Lefty™ Different?
Ergonomic Left-Tilted Bottle: Designed to fit perfectly into a lefty’s grip, the bottle prevents spills and ensures that righties will look foolish if they even try to use it.
Counter-Clockwise Hydration Technology: This revolutionary formula flows in the optimal direction for left-handed digestion. Don’t question it. It’s science.
Pickle-Infused Ambidexterity: Early trials suggest that extended use of Pickle Juice® Lefty™ can improve chopstick skills, guitar-playing abilities, and the ability to sign checks with flair.
Left-Handed Athletes Only: While right-handed users may be able to use it (at their own peril), we can’t guarantee the same results. Don’t be surprised if you experience an overwhelming urge to switch hands.
“Left-handed athletes deserve a beverage that understands their unique challenges,” Keuppens added. “Pickle Juice® Lefty™ isn’t just about hydration; it’s about honoring the hard work of our community of left-handed champions.”
About Pickle JuicePickle Juice is the only product on the market scientifically proven to stop muscle cramps, prevent dehydration and aid in recovery. Pickle Juice uses a proprietary grain and blend of vinegar that blocks that nerve signal being sent from brain to muscle, and a blend of vitamins and minerals for immediate muscle recovery. Whether you are missing something from your diet, exhausted from exercise, or dealing with poor circulation, Pickle Juice can provide a source of relief. For more information, visit https://picklepower.com/.
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