Amid claims that Elon Musk has secretly fathered yet another child, the billionaire’s estranged daughter Vivian Jenna Wilson has revealed a horrendous family dynamic in which she’s repeatedly learned she has new siblings from online gossip. “Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I found out I had half-siblings through Reddit, I’d have… Continue reading Elon Musk Is Such a Garbage-Tier Dad That His Kids Find Out About Their New Siblings While Browsing Reddit
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Elon Searching for Investors Gullible Enough to Pour More Money Into Twitter
In 2022, Elon Musk placed a bid of almost $44 billion to acquire Twitter, which he then tried to worm out of. With his back against the wall after a brief skirmish in the courts, Musk chose to honor his original purchase agreement and take over the platform. Flash forward to the present day, and… Continue reading Elon Searching for Investors Gullible Enough to Pour More Money Into Twitter
Police Arrest Alleged Leader of “Roko’s Basilisk” Cult Linked to Multiple Murders
Over the weekend, police managed to apprehend Jack “Ziz” DeSota, a mysterious figure who allegedly leads a group called the “Zizians” who are tied to a mind-boggling cross-country string of murders. At the heart of the bizarre debacle is AI researcher Eliezer Yudkowsky and his LessWrong forum, which played host to the semi-obscure internet theory… Continue reading Police Arrest Alleged Leader of “Roko’s Basilisk” Cult Linked to Multiple Murders
Economist Warns That Elon Musk Is About to Cause a “Deep, Deep Recession”
A professor and former Department of Labor economist is warning that unelected White House advisor and multi-hyphenate billionaire Elon Musk is sending the United States headlong into a huge recession. In a post on Bluesky, Jesse Rothstein, a University of California, Berkeley public policy professor who was the DOL’s chief economist at the start of… Continue reading Economist Warns That Elon Musk Is About to Cause a “Deep, Deep Recession”
Trump Orders Musk to Get Air Force One Finished Quickly, Even If It Isn’t Fully Safe Yet
What’s the worst that could happen? President Donald Trump is running out of patience with Boeing, which was supposed to deliver two new Air Force One planes by the end of his predecessor’s term. And guess who he’s turning to to speed things up? Elon Musk, who Trump has “empowered” to take measures to get… Continue reading Trump Orders Musk to Get Air Force One Finished Quickly, Even If It Isn’t Fully Safe Yet
Researchers Find Elon Musk’s New Grok AI Is Extremely Vulnerable to Hacking
Researchers at the AI security company Adversa AI have found that Grok 3, the latest model released by Elon Musk’s startup xAI this week, is a cybersecurity disaster waiting to happen. The team found that the model is extremely vulnerable to “simple jailbreaks,” which could be used by bad actors to “reveal how to seduce… Continue reading Researchers Find Elon Musk’s New Grok AI Is Extremely Vulnerable to Hacking
Elon Musk Is Shamelessly Firing Government Workers Who Were Investigating His Companies
In an unnerving press conference last Tuesday, Elon Musk assured skeptical reporters that his DOGE government cost-cutting efforts had nothing to do with his private business interests. “All of our actions are fully public,” Musk stammered as his four-year-old son tore up the Oval Office carpet. “So if you see anything, you say like, wait… Continue reading Elon Musk Is Shamelessly Firing Government Workers Who Were Investigating His Companies
Cybertruck Guy Makes Mocha Frappuccino While Cruising on Self-Driving Mode
Cybertruck fan Jeremy Judkins, who has seemingly made owning the divisive vehicle his entire personality, made a “mocha frappuccino” while the car’s “Full Self-Driving” driver assistance feature was steering it through the streets. The video shows Judkins giddy with excitement as he uses a red Vitamix blender to make the concoction. The Cybertruck’s steering yoke can… Continue reading Cybertruck Guy Makes Mocha Frappuccino While Cruising on Self-Driving Mode
Amazon’s Prime Video Appears to Have Left AI Slop in the Public Description of an Oscar-Winning Al Pacino Film
Amazon’s Prime Video on-demand streaming service appears to be using generative AI to write up public movie summaries — and the results are embarrassing, with what looks like AI slop getting copy-pasted into the description of an iconic film. A viral image on Bluesky shows the description of the Oscar-winning 1975 drama “Dog Day Afternoon,”… Continue reading Amazon’s Prime Video Appears to Have Left AI Slop in the Public Description of an Oscar-Winning Al Pacino Film
Sign That Says “We Hate Him Too” Appears in Window of Tesla Dealership
During a protest at Tesla’s flagship showroom in San Francisco, someone inside the building joined in with a hilariously biting message for its CEO Elon Musk. As the San Francisco Standard reports, the President’s Day protest was joined — at least in spirit — by someone inside the dealership’s second story who taped a sign… Continue reading Sign That Says “We Hate Him Too” Appears in Window of Tesla Dealership