“I don’t really see it as a person or as cheating.” Cuck Queen Look, we’re not here to yuck anybody’s yum. But as the New York Times reports, a 28-year-old woman configured ChatGPT to act as an AI-powered boyfriend, dubbed Leo. As one does, she used to explore a fetish dubbed “cuckqueaning” — a gender-swap of… Continue reading Husband Unconcerned as Wife Configures ChatGPT to Engage in Cuckolding Fantasy
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This “Leaked Photo of Heaven” Went Viral for All the Wrong Reasons
“Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media.” God’s Country A “leaked photo of heaven” has been going mega viral on social media this week. The purported photo shows a half-baked and architecturally unsound city, seemingly carved into a chalky material and set against what appears to be the Milky Way, strongly reminiscent… Continue reading This “Leaked Photo of Heaven” Went Viral for All the Wrong Reasons
Chinese Students Repulsed by American School Lunches
“Your school is suspected of violating the Geneva treaty.” Phone Eats First As Westerners flock to RedNote ahead of a looming “TikTok ban,” a large-scale Sino-American cultural exchange is off to the races — and taking some interesting turns. One particularly fruitful dialogue has been a lunch-sharing trend between high-school aged Chinese and American students across… Continue reading Chinese Students Repulsed by American School Lunches
Elon Musk Claims Axe Murderer Targeted His Employees, Cops Say They Have No Idea What He’s Talking About
“We cannot find any incident that matches this description.” Truth Crime Tough-on-crime crusader Elon Musk claims that there was an axe murderer on the loose in the city of San Francisco who tried to kill several of his employees, with the authorities doing nothing to catch the assailant. The key word in all of this… Continue reading Elon Musk Claims Axe Murderer Targeted His Employees, Cops Say They Have No Idea What He’s Talking About
Jeff Bezos’ Falcon 9-Style Rocket Reaches Orbit on First Try, But First Stage Recovery Fails
The company is hailing it as an “incredible milestone.” Mixed Success After many delays and scrubs, Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin successfully launched its New Glenn rocket into orbit early Thursday morning during its first launch attempt. The company’s rocket, which is 90 feet taller and can produce roughly twice as much thrust at liftoff as SpaceX’s… Continue reading Jeff Bezos’ Falcon 9-Style Rocket Reaches Orbit on First Try, But First Stage Recovery Fails
Apple’s AI Is Constantly Butchering Huge News Stories Sent to Millions of Users
Apple has come under intense scrutiny for rolling out an underbaked AI-powered feature that summarizes breaking news — while often butchering it beyond recognition. For over a month, roughly as long as the feature has been available to iPhone users, publishers have found that it consistently generates false information and pushes it to millions of… Continue reading Apple’s AI Is Constantly Butchering Huge News Stories Sent to Millions of Users
Supreme Court Justice Demands to Know Why Pornhub Doesn’t Have Literary Essays Alongside the Gangbangs
Some folks go to Hooters for the wings, or buy Playboy for the articles. Others, like sitting Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, would like to browse Pornhub for its enlightening essays. At least that’s what he longs to see on the porn megasite, if his comments today in the hearing of Free Speech Coalition et al.… Continue reading Supreme Court Justice Demands to Know Why Pornhub Doesn’t Have Literary Essays Alongside the Gangbangs
Facebook Shuts Down Machine Learning Systems for Identifying Viral Hoaxes
*Audible groaning* Hoax on You In response to the rising tide of social media-spread misinformation in the 2010s, the social media behemoth Meta-formerly-Facebook built machine learning systems that proactively identified and limited the spread of viral fake narratives. Now, as reporting from Platformer reveals, it’s switched those hoax-tracking systems off. The automated systems have targeted… Continue reading Facebook Shuts Down Machine Learning Systems for Identifying Viral Hoaxes
Horrendous New Startup Uses AI Agents to Flood Reddit With Posts Shilling Clients’ Products
Oh no. Slop Goes the Weasel Reddit is poised to be overrun with infinite AI-powered marketing campaigns, if one enterprising tech startup has anything to say about it. And unfortunately for us, it does. Enter Astral, billed as a “24/7 AI startup that works to grow your startups” by relentlessly shilling any brand. In a brief… Continue reading Horrendous New Startup Uses AI Agents to Flood Reddit With Posts Shilling Clients’ Products
Leftists Plead With Trump Not to Build High Speed Rail System Connecting America’s Major Cities
“Drown me just as deep as you please, Br’er Fox,” said Br’er Rabbit in a particularly racist Disney film, “but for Lord’s sake don’t fling me in that briar patch.” So goes the attitude of certain freedom-loving patriots who’ve taken to social media hoping to goad the MAGA crowd into supporting God-fearing, burger-eating, city-connecting public… Continue reading Leftists Plead With Trump Not to Build High Speed Rail System Connecting America’s Major Cities