“Must be weighing very heavy on you knowing you contributed to this.” Wasting Water Internet personality and socialite Khloe Kardashian has come under fire after criticizing Los Angeles mayor Karen Bass for cutting the city’s fire department’s budget — after wasting an egregious amount of water herself. In an Instagram story last week, Kardashian responded… Continue reading Kardashians Slammed for Using Way More Than Their Fair Share of Water, Then Griping About City’s Fire Response
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Americans Flood Chinese Social App, Teach Users to 3D Print Guns
“This is how we do it in the USA.” American Made Americans flocking to Chinese social media app RedNote have quickly made themselves at home, asserting themselves through one of the oldest of Yankee online traditions: gun vids. But these are no ordinary range reels. Almost overnight, a new niche of Western users has cropped… Continue reading Americans Flood Chinese Social App, Teach Users to 3D Print Guns
Man Named Mao Who Started Chinese App Called “Little Red Book” Was Actually Inspired by Stanford University and Mitt Romney
As the United States edges ever closer to a TikTok ban, Americans are doing exactly what Congress hoped they wouldn’t: flocking to other Chinese-owned alternatives. A law signed by president Joe Biden last year would force TikTok to either sell its US operations or be banned by January 19, which is this upcoming Sunday. The… Continue reading Man Named Mao Who Started Chinese App Called “Little Red Book” Was Actually Inspired by Stanford University and Mitt Romney
Congresswoman Who Believed in “Jewish Space Lasers” Complains That Government Can’t Just Use Weather Control to Shut Down LA Fires
Nothing to seed here. Laser Focus Years after blaming California wildfires on “Jewish space lasers,” big-brained congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is complaining about the government not being able to control the most recent blazes using weather control technology that she seems to conjure up from her imagination. “Why don’t they use geoengineering like cloud seeding… Continue reading Congresswoman Who Believed in “Jewish Space Lasers” Complains That Government Can’t Just Use Weather Control to Shut Down LA Fires
The Hawk Tuah Girl Hasn’t Posted a New Podcast Since Her Crypto Project Imploded
It’s now been six weeks since Haliey “Hawk Tuah” Welch launched her disastrous and allegedly fraudulent meme coin — and in the ensuing firestorm, it’s been exactly that long since she last posted a podcast episode. The expectorating internet sensation‘s most recent podcast episode — ironically titled “HOW TO AVOID GETTING CANCELLED” — was posted… Continue reading The Hawk Tuah Girl Hasn’t Posted a New Podcast Since Her Crypto Project Imploded
Trump Pledges Information About Mystery Drones on “Day One” of Presidency
“I think it’s ridiculous that they are not telling you about what is going on with the drones.” Drone Home Donald Trump has vowed to release information on the first day of his second presidency about the rash of bizarre drone sightings, some of which have been described as “car-sized.” As The Hill reports, the president-elect… Continue reading Trump Pledges Information About Mystery Drones on “Day One” of Presidency
CEO’s House Burns Down After He Pled for Private Firefighters
“Feels surreal to be homeless after living in so much abundance and beauty.” Foundation Model Kieth Wasserman, a wealthy Los Angeles-based real estate mogul and Elon Musk fanboy, became the target of widespread mockery after begging for “private firefighters” to come protect his home as the city was being ravaged by wildfires last week. Netizens… Continue reading CEO’s House Burns Down After He Pled for Private Firefighters
Did Elon Musk Pay a Gamer to Level a Character Up, Then Accidentally Kill It Permanently Due to Incompetence?
On January 7, multi-hyphenate billionaire Elon Musk took to his right-wing hate speech incubator X to stream an hour-long session of Path of Exile 2 (PoE 2), a recently released free-to-play action RPG. At a glance, Musk appears to be one of the game’s top players in the world, with his character Percy_Verence near the top… Continue reading Did Elon Musk Pay a Gamer to Level a Character Up, Then Accidentally Kill It Permanently Due to Incompetence?
Without Evidence, Elon Musk Says He’s Saved Thousands of Lives in LA Wildfires
Citation needed. Last Responder Elon Musk is patting himself on the back for saving “thousands of lives” during the recent rash of wildfires in Los Angeles — even though there’s little evidence backing up that claim. In a video that the multi-hyphenate CEO reshared on X-formerly-Twitter, an AI voiceover alleged that the 43-year-old billionaire’s “astonishing… Continue reading Without Evidence, Elon Musk Says He’s Saved Thousands of Lives in LA Wildfires
Company Says Its Sexy Robot “Companions” No Longer Have Genitals and Are “Not Meant for Sex”
A life-sized robot dubbed “Aria” drew plenty of attention on the show floor of this year’s Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. She’s as tall as a human, can speak with an AI-enabled voice, and move her head in an unsettlingly jerky fashion. Andrew Kiguel, the CEO of Aria’s creator Realbotix, told reporters at the… Continue reading Company Says Its Sexy Robot “Companions” No Longer Have Genitals and Are “Not Meant for Sex”