Elon, what? Script Kiddy Is Elon Musk a generational tech genius? Evidence suggests not. We submit this poorly constructed, years-in-the-making joke that Musk seemingly made to flaunt his programmer — and culture warrior — cred, in which he bizarrely admits to having once been “woke.” “traceroute woke_mind_virus,” Musk wrote in a tweet in December 2021 in… Continue reading Alleged Tech Genius Elon Musk Makes Programming Joke That Makes Zero Sense
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Google’s AI Caught Recommending Use of Sex Toys on Children
Google’s AI-powered search tool was caught recommending that parents use a popular vibrator on children for behavioral therapy purposes — the latest blunder in a seemingly neverending string of strange, unfortunate, or potentially harmful outputs by the controversial search tool. As first reported by 404 Media, the alarming recommendation by Google’s “AI Overview” — the… Continue reading Google’s AI Caught Recommending Use of Sex Toys on Children
Manufacturers Giving Robot Vacuums Arms, to Better Attack Humans During the Machine Uprising
Oh no. Rise of the Vacuums Robotics companies have found a new and creative way to get consumers to shell out for a new robot vacuum: equipping them with a robotic arm that can pick up after your lazy ass. Firms showcased a whole host of new robot vacuums at this year’s Consumer Electronics Show… Continue reading Manufacturers Giving Robot Vacuums Arms, to Better Attack Humans During the Machine Uprising
CEO of Song-Generating AI App Says People “Don’t Enjoy” Making Music With Instruments
AI companies continue to reach for tortuous narratives to justify stuffing AI tech into virtually every aspect of our daily lives. Take Mikey Shulman, the CEO of AI music generator company Suno AI, who had some choice words about how he sees the creative process when it comes to making music during an appearance on… Continue reading CEO of Song-Generating AI App Says People “Don’t Enjoy” Making Music With Instruments
Bezos’ Huge New Rocket Launch Shut Down Minutes Before Liftoff
“We’re standing down…” Anti-Climactic Blue Origin scrubbed the launch of its enormous flagship rocket right before it was scheduled to lift off on Monday morning from Cape Canaveral — marking yet another delay in the vehicle’s development. The Jeff Bezos-owned company intended to send its New Glenn rocket into space within a three-hour window before… Continue reading Bezos’ Huge New Rocket Launch Shut Down Minutes Before Liftoff
Why Doesn’t LA Just Put the Fires Out Using Ocean Water?
As the city takes stock of the wreckage, firefighters are still battling several wildfires in the Los Angeles region — and the path of destruction is enormous. An extremely dry 2024 — inextricable at this point from the consequences of human-caused climate change — has made firefighting efforts even more complicated. Last week, fire hydrants… Continue reading Why Doesn’t LA Just Put the Fires Out Using Ocean Water?
Firefighter Shuts Down Elon Musk to His Face
Extinguished. Fire Starter Last night in a bizarre press-conference-for-one, a member of the LA County Fire Command Team schooled Tesla CEO Elon Musk in the basic physics of water pressure — and shut down his racist assertion that municipal diversity efforts are somehow to blame for the fires raging in California. In a strangely-shot livestream,… Continue reading Firefighter Shuts Down Elon Musk to His Face
Tech Guy Doing Bizarre Things to Live Forever Says He Now Suffers From Endless Hunger
Image by Patricia de Melo Moreira / AFP via Getty / Futurism In his quest to cheat death, 47-year-old tech founder Bryan Johnson says he’s become ravenous for something besides everlasting life. Johnson admitted during the course of filming “Don’t Die: The Man Who Wants To Live Forever,” a new Netflix documentary about his biohacking… Continue reading Tech Guy Doing Bizarre Things to Live Forever Says He Now Suffers From Endless Hunger
Politicians Blame Los Angeles Fires on Explosion of AI Data Centers
The city of Los Angeles is still battling three fierce wildfires. As of Monday morning, at least 24 people have lost their lives and more than 120,000 structures have been either damaged or destroyed in the area. It’s a devastating situation — and the required water to keep the flames at bay is as difficult… Continue reading Politicians Blame Los Angeles Fires on Explosion of AI Data Centers
Scientists Say They’ve Figured Out What Turned the Sun Blue
The Sun was feeling gloomy. Clouded Thoughts In 1831, a volcanic eruption flooded the skies with so much sulfur gas that it cooled the planet by nearly two degrees Fahrenheit, causing all manner of famine, devastation, and social upheaval. So gloomy were its effects that, in the northern hemisphere, it even sullied the beaming visage… Continue reading Scientists Say They’ve Figured Out What Turned the Sun Blue