But her emails! Private E Remember when Donald Trump called for his opponent Hillary Clinton to be “locked up” for using a private email server to conduct government business? As it turns out, he doesn’t seem to be applying the same standard to his own White House. As Politico reports, officials trying to coordinate with the… Continue reading “Lock Her Up”: Trump’s Team Is Now Doing the Exact Thing They Screamed About Hillary Clinton Doing
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Trump Seems Awfully Touchy About the Impression That He’s Taking Orders From Elon Musk
Who’s really in control? The President of the United States — or his most outspoken financial backer? Now that multi-hyphenate billionaire Elon Musk’s deep pockets got Donald Trump reelected, some tough questions have emerged for the incoming administration. Trump isn’t laughing as Musk continues taking matters into his own hands, often giving the impression that… Continue reading Trump Seems Awfully Touchy About the Impression That He’s Taking Orders From Elon Musk
A Quantum Computer Could Crack Bitcoin in Half, Research Finds
Earlier this month, Google announced a brand-new quantum chip dubbed Willow. The 105-qubit chip — that’s double the qubit count of the tech giant’s preceding Sycamore chip — completed a computation in under five minutes that would take a modern supercomputer a “mind-boggling” 10 septillion years, the company said. The news reignited a debate surrounding… Continue reading A Quantum Computer Could Crack Bitcoin in Half, Research Finds
We Must Report That Chuck Tingle Has a New Book About the Mysterious New Jersey Drone Sightings
The mysterious drones seen over New York and New Jersey have a strange new fan — the queer erotica icon Chuck Tingle. In a post on Bluesky, the pseudonymous sci-fi author of such hits as “Bury Your Gays” and “Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus” announced that his latest “Tingler” would feature… Continue reading We Must Report That Chuck Tingle Has a New Book About the Mysterious New Jersey Drone Sightings
Elon Musk Throws Tantrum, Ordering Congress to Shut Down Government
“Our constituents, the people who elected us, are listening to Elon Musk.” Kill Bill The federal government is on the verge of a shutdown — and practically at the behest of Elon Musk. Republican and Democrat representatives had negotiated a stopgap spending bill, proposed by House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-Louisiana), that would fund the government… Continue reading Elon Musk Throws Tantrum, Ordering Congress to Shut Down Government
AI-Generated Lil Wayne Diss Track Against Kendrick Lamar Causes Chaos Online
Rap is getting weird. EuphorAI The boys are fighting again — or are they? The hip hop world has once again been lit ablaze after rumors started swirling of a possible rap battle between Dwayne “Lil Wayne” Carter Jr. and Kendrick Lamar. Lil Wayne has remained loyal to Aubrey “Drake” Graham, a longtime arch nemesis… Continue reading AI-Generated Lil Wayne Diss Track Against Kendrick Lamar Causes Chaos Online
Documents Show How Top Colleges Secretly Admit Terrible Students, as Long as They’re Wealthy
Top academic institutions are under fire amid an alleged scheme in which university admissions offices favored the children of the wealthy over their poorer — but higher-performing — peers. First filed in 2022, the antitrust lawsuit initially identified more than a dozen schools including Georgetown, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and Cornell, alleging they took part in… Continue reading Documents Show How Top Colleges Secretly Admit Terrible Students, as Long as They’re Wealthy
People Are Making AI Versions of Luigi Mangione That Call for Slaying of More CEOs
Look who’s back. Character Assassin The sympathetic response to Luigi Mangione, the suspect charged for the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has been described by some commentators as a modern update on a age-old American tradition: mythologizing the heroic outlaw. Well, you can now add “AI chatbot imitators” to that list of modern bonafides.… Continue reading People Are Making AI Versions of Luigi Mangione That Call for Slaying of More CEOs
Elon Musk Being Investigated for Violating Terms of “Top Secret” Clearance
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk is turning out to be a massive security liability for the US military. According to a shocking report by the New York Times, the mercurial entrepreneur is being investigated by the Defense Department’s Office of Inspector General, the Air Force, and the Pentagon’s Office of the Under Secretary of Defense for… Continue reading Elon Musk Being Investigated for Violating Terms of “Top Secret” Clearance
Flat Earthers Befuddled as They Visit Antarctica and Earth Appears to Be Round
Well, this is awkward. Around We Go After a pastor took a group of Flat Earthers to Antarctica to prove definitively what shape our planet is, some of the truthers were startled to find that the globe is indeed round. In an expedition dubbed “The Final Experiment,” pastor Will Duffy took a group of Flat… Continue reading Flat Earthers Befuddled as They Visit Antarctica and Earth Appears to Be Round