Eat your heart out, Barbz. Gag City Fans are anxiously awaiting the drop of Onika “Nicki Minaj” Maraj-Petty’s “Pink Friday 2” — and in the meantime, they’ve occupied themselves with artificial intelligence image generators to create visions of a Minajian utopia known as “Gag City.” The entire “Gag City” gambit began with zealous (and perhaps… Continue reading Nicki Minaj Fans Are Using AI to Create “Gag City”
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Elon Musk Drags Grimes’ Tweets Into Increasingly Nasty Custody Battle
You simply hate to see it. California Love The custody fight between Tesla CEO Elon Musk and ex-girlfriend Claire “Grimes” Boucher is heating up as the dueling Canadians duke it out over whether or not the latter lives in Texas. According to court filings viewed by Business Insider, Musk has cited several of Boucher’s tweets… Continue reading Elon Musk Drags Grimes’ Tweets Into Increasingly Nasty Custody Battle
Sam Altman Got So Many Texts After Being Fired It Broke His Phone
“It felt like a dream. I was confused. It was chaotic. It did not feel real.” You’re F-Hired It’s been a bizarre couple of weeks for OpenAI. First, CEO Sam Altman was unexpectedly ousted by the company’s non-profit board. Several ersatz CEOs, an impending mutiny, and a reshuffling of the board later, the executive was… Continue reading Sam Altman Got So Many Texts After Being Fired It Broke His Phone
CEO of Twitter Posts Brain-Meltingly Idiotic Message About Elon’s Foulmouthed AI
Earlier this year, X owner Elon Musk announced the creation of a new AI venture dubbed xAI. The newly-created company wasted no time in unveiling its first AI model, dubbed Grok, an astoundingly vulgar dad joke generator that was allegedly trained on posts submitted by X users. To hype up its AI model, X CEO… Continue reading CEO of Twitter Posts Brain-Meltingly Idiotic Message About Elon’s Foulmouthed AI
New Factory About to Open Will Pump Out Humanoid Robots
“We want to get to general-purpose humanoids as soon as we can.” Pumping Out Robots The world’s first factory mass-produced humanoid robots will soon be opening in the Pacific Northwest. God help us all. Agility Robotics CEO Damion Shelton told Axios in an unsettling interview that the company is slated to make 10,000 robots at its… Continue reading New Factory About to Open Will Pump Out Humanoid Robots
A Gigantic Hole Just Opened Up in the Sun
It’s absolutely huge. Solar Hole A massive hole opened up in the Sun’s atmosphere over the weekend, measuring more than 60 times the diameter of the Earth across at its peak. Coronal holes like this one, imaged by NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory, occur when the Sun’s magnetic field suddenly allows a huge stream of the… Continue reading A Gigantic Hole Just Opened Up in the Sun
The Cybertruck’s Giant Windshield Wiper Is Floppy
Wait… what!? Droopy Wiper We appear to have gotten a peek at one of the biggest mysteries plaguing car culture today: the single massive windshield wiper blade on Tesla’s Cybertruck, the end of which is seemingly made from a floppy, rubber-like material. In other words, it may not be composed of multiple standard-issue wiper blades after… Continue reading The Cybertruck’s Giant Windshield Wiper Is Floppy
Top Execs at Sports Illustrated’s Publisher Fired After AI Debacle
Sports Illustrated publisher The Arena Group has fired two senior executives, COO Andrew Kraft and President Rob Barrett, following its recent AI fiasco. The dismissals were confirmed by a representative for Arena Group majority owner Manoj Bhargava, the billionaire 5-hour Energy magnate who acquired a majority stake in the media company back in August. Arena… Continue reading Top Execs at Sports Illustrated’s Publisher Fired After AI Debacle
Another Person Dies After Ordering New Panera Menu Item
Image by Sharon Adarlo / Futurism Panera Bread’s infamous Charged Lemonade beverage has claimed a second victim after a Florida man died in October after chugging three servings of the highly caffeinated drink offered by the fast-casual dining establishment, according to The New York Times. The first fatality linked with Charged Lemonade happened last year… Continue reading Another Person Dies After Ordering New Panera Menu Item
Google Shows Off “Gemini” AI, Says It Beats GPT-4
Google has officially showed off its hotly-anticipated AI model, Gemini — which it claims is more powerful than OpenAI’s GPT-4 large language model (LLM), saying it can rival “expert level” humans in an intelligence test. The model, which CEO Sundar Pichai first unveiled during the company’s I/O conference in May, will come in three flavors: Nano,… Continue reading Google Shows Off “Gemini” AI, Says It Beats GPT-4