Because nothing says eternal love like a robot writing your vows. Till Death Terrific news for anyone who’s already using ChatGPT to help get dates: if you make it to the altar, the chatbot can take care of your vows, too. Joy, a wedding planning platform, has unveiled a new OpenAI-powered “Wedding Writer’s Block” tool,… Continue reading Romantic! Wedding Startup Wants You to Write Your Vows with GPT
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Man Busted With 600 Year Old Mummified “Girlfriend”
“She sleeps with me. I take care of her.” Spiritual Girlfriend It’s a truly macabre story of love long after death. A 26-year-old man in Peru was just caught lugging around the mummified remains of a person who died many centuries ago, tucked inside a food delivery cooler bag. According to Agence France-Presse, the mummy… Continue reading Man Busted With 600 Year Old Mummified “Girlfriend”
America Trembles as AI Generates Every US President With a Mullet
Perfect. No notes. Business in the Front Nothing — we repeat: nothing — will make you feel more patriotic than this Twitter thread of mulleted, mustachioed US presidents, created by way of the image-generating AI system Midjourney. “Every American president,” Cam Harless, the man behind the AI-generated images, wrote at the top of the thread, “but… Continue reading America Trembles as AI Generates Every US President With a Mullet
Lawsuit Accuses NFL of Compiling Huge Database of Lewd Photos of Women
The National Football League (NFL) — seemingly still in its constant, self-imposed competition with itself to see exactly how terrible it can be — might have just outdone itself once again. As The Wall Street Journal reports, a new lawsuit against the NFL and NFL Films — an arm of the league that functions as both… Continue reading Lawsuit Accuses NFL of Compiling Huge Database of Lewd Photos of Women
Elon Musk Hosts Bizarre 2am Livestream
“Dude, you can’t go on Twitter Spaces when you’re in the bathroom, bro.” Mic Check What’s Elon Musk up to these days? The serious answer is a lot of things, like trying to assemble engineers to build an anti-“woke” AI and trying to resuscitate the desiccated husk of Twitter, but in his downtime, he seems… Continue reading Elon Musk Hosts Bizarre 2am Livestream
Ford Files Deranged Patent For Self-Driving Cars that Repossess Themselves
Fall behind on your payments, and your car could simply drive itself away. Repo Man In the future, if you ever fall behind on your payments for your ridiculously overpriced car, it may not be the repo men that come a-knocking. Instead, your set of wheels may simply drive itself back to the dealership. And… Continue reading Ford Files Deranged Patent For Self-Driving Cars that Repossess Themselves
China Warns Elon Musk Not to Contradict Its COVID Messaging
Image by Getty Images/Futurism China’s state-run newspaper, the Global Times, has essentially told Tesla CEO Elon Musk to knock it off after the billionaire tweeted about the US Department of Energy’s claim that the COVID pandemic started in a lab in Wuhan, China — a controversial theory that has proven divisive among researchers and government… Continue reading China Warns Elon Musk Not to Contradict Its COVID Messaging
Government Warns Tech Companies to “Keep Your AI Claims in Check”
Watch out, AI bros. Bread ‘n Butter The US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) is well aware of AI’s big boom, and it’s not amused by some of the “breathless” hype surrounding it, particularly from the companies that peddle the technology. On Monday, the agency issued a strongly worded statement directed at Silicon Valley heavyweights and… Continue reading Government Warns Tech Companies to “Keep Your AI Claims in Check”
Experts Slam OpenAI’s “Meaningless” New Promises About AGI
Last week, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman published a blog post about how he says the company will use superhuman artificial general intelligence (AGI), the point at which AI systems are able to compete with and even exceed human intellect, to “benefit all of humanity.” The company has gotten copious amounts of attention lately with its… Continue reading Experts Slam OpenAI’s “Meaningless” New Promises About AGI
Volkswagen Refused to Track Car with Kidnapped Child Until Owner Renewed GPS Subscription
Subscribe now to save your kid! Stingy Service A carjacker assaulted a 34-year-old pregnant woman in Illinois, stealing her Volkswagen, along with her two year old boy trapped in the back seat, and running her over on the way out. Although badly injured, the woman managed to call 911. With little idea of where the carjacker… Continue reading Volkswagen Refused to Track Car with Kidnapped Child Until Owner Renewed GPS Subscription