Image by Getty / Futurism In a surprise to absolutely no one, scientists have discovered that literally smearing testosterone onto the skin of young straight dudes makes them unbelievably horny. Testosterone is a hormone that plays a key role in libido, as well as many other biological functions, and men with higher testosterone levels have… Continue reading Smearing Testosterone on Men Makes Them Into Horny Beasts, Scientists Find
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FTX’s New CEO Says Company Did “Old Fashioned Embezzlement”
Following the arrest of disgraced crypto exec Sam Bankman-Fried, the House Financial Services Committee held a hearing to discuss what led to the collapse of his company, the cryptocurrency exchange FTX. Bankman-Fried is facing serious criminal charges in the US, CNBC reports, including conspiracy to commit wire fraud, securities fraud, money laundering, and attempts to… Continue reading FTX’s New CEO Says Company Did “Old Fashioned Embezzlement”
Tesla Lawyers Say Failure to Deliver Self-Driving Isn’t Technically Fraud
Failure *is* an option! Fraud Watch Tesla and its CEO Elon Musk have been under intense scrutiny lately. Not just from the public but from the government too, mainly because the EV maker’s driver assistance systems “Autopilot” and “Full Self-Driving,” don’t actually make its cars drive themselves — even though their names pretty much explicitly… Continue reading Tesla Lawyers Say Failure to Deliver Self-Driving Isn’t Technically Fraud
Former Twitter Employee Flees Home After Elon Musk Whips Up Mob
This is grim. CNN reports that Yoel Roth, Twitter’s Former Head of Trust and Safety, has been forced to flee his home due to an escalation in violent threats against him — following an attack campaign led by new Twitter CEO Elon Musk, who has used his platform to insinuate dark rumors against Roth. Among… Continue reading Former Twitter Employee Flees Home After Elon Musk Whips Up Mob
Tesla Investors Furious at Elon Musk for Vanishing During Crisis to Play With Shiny New Twitter
Tesla stocks are in yet another nosedive this week — and investors are getting increasingly furious at CEO Elon Musk, The Wall Street Journal reports, for failing to actually run the company during a time of crisis. “There is no Tesla CEO today,” tweeted Gary Black, a hedge fund manager who owns around $50 million… Continue reading Tesla Investors Furious at Elon Musk for Vanishing During Crisis to Play With Shiny New Twitter
Elon Musk Deletes Tweet Clarifying That Actually, Only Ten Percent of the Crowd Was Jeering Him
I’m not owned, I’m not owned! Petty Pedantry After videos began to surface online of him getting relentlessly booed during a surprise appearance at a Dave Chapelle show on a Sunday night in San Francisco, Elon Musk took to Twitter to clarify that, um, actually, he was not getting booed by the whole crowd —… Continue reading Elon Musk Deletes Tweet Clarifying That Actually, Only Ten Percent of the Crowd Was Jeering Him
SBF and Caroline Ellison Allegedly Had a Secret Groupchat Called “Wirefraud”
You can’t make this up. Sounds Smart Just in case we needed any more reason to believe that bankrupt crypto exchange FTX and also-bankrupt FTX-tied hedge fund Alameda Research — which together left a mult-billion dollar hole in investors’ bank accounts — were in fact run by a gaggle of egomaniacal children: a report from The Australian… Continue reading SBF and Caroline Ellison Allegedly Had a Secret Groupchat Called “Wirefraud”
Beloved Actor George Takei Absolutely Skewers Elon Musk
“That red pill rabbit hole is no joke.” Takei Take Down No one — we repeat: no one — had a busier weekend than Elon Musk and his ever-feverish thumbs. Between getting booed off the stage during a Dave Chapelle show and still helming multiple companies, the Twitter CEO is still making plenty of time… Continue reading Beloved Actor George Takei Absolutely Skewers Elon Musk
Sam Bankman-Fried Arrested in Bahamas, Facing US Criminal Charges
Disgraced crypto exec Sam Bankman-Fried has been arrested in the Bahamas and is facing US criminal charges, NBC News reports. According to the Royal Bahamas Police Force, the former FTX CEO was taken into custody in Nassau Monday evening and is expected to appear in court on Tuesday. “The Bahamas and the United States have… Continue reading Sam Bankman-Fried Arrested in Bahamas, Facing US Criminal Charges
Huge List of Celebs Accused of Taking Secret Payments to Shill Bored Apes
These are serious allegations. The other shoe, as they say, has dropped. A class action lawsuit is alleging that Yuga Labs — the company behind the wildly expensive, clout-driven Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT collection — conspired to inflate the worth of digital BAYC assets through a series of undisclosed celebrity endorsements, breaking a number… Continue reading Huge List of Celebs Accused of Taking Secret Payments to Shill Bored Apes