Elon Musk Reportedly Thought His Ex-Girlfriend Might Have Been a Simulation

“Musk has this theory of her that she’s not real.” Girlfriend Simulation Which is worse: the concept that Elon Musk thought his now-ex and acclaimed musician Claire “Grimes” Boucher was a simulation of his “perfect companion” — or that she agreed with him? That sci-fi-inspired question is at the heart of one of the weirder anecdotes from… Continue reading Elon Musk Reportedly Thought His Ex-Girlfriend Might Have Been a Simulation

Oakland Police Want to Arm Robots With Shotguns, Because We Live in a Dystopian Nightmare

Police in Oakland are hoping to arm robots with potentially lethal shotgun-like attachments. Why? Because that’s the reality we live in now. As The Intercept reports, the Oakland police force made a “percussion actuated nonelectric disruptor,” or PAN disruptor, a top-priority item on their wish list last year. In short, PAN is a shotgun-shaped accessory… Continue reading Oakland Police Want to Arm Robots With Shotguns, Because We Live in a Dystopian Nightmare

Rent Too Damn High? Blame YieldStar, a Secret Algorithm from Housing Hell

Rents across the country have skyrocketed thanks in part to a rental algorithm called YieldStar that takes the human element out of housing and hikes prices on behalf of landlords — a handy tool for real estate owners and a dystopian and never-ending nightmare for tenants. As ProPublica reveals in a shocking investigation, the software touts… Continue reading Rent Too Damn High? Blame YieldStar, a Secret Algorithm from Housing Hell

Certain Kids Can Get Heart Attacks From Gaming, Doctors Say

Image by Getty Images A grim new study found that kids with rare, pre-existing heart conditions can suffer severe — and even deadly — cardiac events as a result of playing videogames. Published in the journal HeartRhythm and conducted by an international team of researchers, the study examined 22 cases in which children between the ages… Continue reading Certain Kids Can Get Heart Attacks From Gaming, Doctors Say

Leak: Most Facebook Metaverse Users Have Quit in a Month

“An empty world is a sad world.” Here Today, Gone Tomorrow Facebook-turned-Meta’s multibillion dollar metaverse project has a serious user retention problem. Internal Meta documents obtained by the Wall Street Journal have revealed that most Horizon Worlds users fail to return to the company’s flagship metaverse space after just one month of use — a… Continue reading Leak: Most Facebook Metaverse Users Have Quit in a Month

Elon Musk Warns “Civilization Is Over” If Ukraine Doesn’t Give in to Russia

“If we nuke Russia back, they will nuke us and then we have WW3.” Nuclear Meltdown Self-proclaimed political expert Elon Musk has issued a stark warning to Ukraine as Russia’s invasion continues. Using Twitter, the platform he is likely to soon own and control, the world’s richest man made a number of eyebrow-raising predictions for… Continue reading Elon Musk Warns “Civilization Is Over” If Ukraine Doesn’t Give in to Russia

New European Political Party Is Led by an Artificial Intelligence

Introducing: The Synthetic Party, a new political party in Denmark that hopes to soon have a parliament seat. Oh, and by the way, its head honcho, Leader Lars, is actually an AI chatbot, and all of its policies are AI-derived. Cool? Asker Staunæs, the creator of the party and an artist-researcher at the nonprofit art… Continue reading New European Political Party Is Led by an Artificial Intelligence

Sneaky Students Using AI to Write Their Papers For Them

Kids? Being better at technology than adults? We’re shocked. Honor Code Tech-savvy students are reportedly getting straight As by using advanced language generators — mainly OpenAI’s wildly advanced GPT-3, according to Motherboard — to write papers for them. And as these AI-written responses can’t be detected by plagiarism software, schools are likely to have a… Continue reading Sneaky Students Using AI to Write Their Papers For Them

Scientists Spotted Something That Appeared to Be Moving 7 Times the Speed of Light

That can’t be right. Speed Demon Back in 2017, scientists observed a spectacular collision of two neutron stars that blasted a jet of radiation so powerful that NASA says the energy it released was “comparable to that of a supernova,” according to a press release by the agency. But it’s taken scientists until now to… Continue reading Scientists Spotted Something That Appeared to Be Moving 7 Times the Speed of Light

Elon Musk Under Federal Investigation Over Chaotic Twitter Deal

Billionaire and cowboy hat-wearer Elon Musk is under federal investigation over his maybe-renewed bid to purchase Twitter, as was revealed yesterday by a newly-unsealed court document — specifically, a letter written by Twitter’s attorneys, who want to know what, exactly, Musk has told federal authorities regarding the disastrous agreement. While the extent of the investigation… Continue reading Elon Musk Under Federal Investigation Over Chaotic Twitter Deal