“If I’m alone, then maybe I’m wrong.” We the Baddies Wondering if ex-FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried, who’s currently on house arrest at his parents’ crib awaiting both criminal and civil trial for fraud, campaign finance law violations, and other very serious charges, did something wrong? He is, too. “Just, everyone left,” SBF told The Financial… Continue reading Sam Bankman-Fried Ponders Whether He Might Have Done Anything Wrong
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Scientists Officially Link Sports Cars to Small Penis Size
Image by Getty / Futurism Through a series of cruel experiments, British scientists say they’ve found psychological evidence linking flashy sports cars to small penis size in men. In a yet-to-be-peer-reviewed paper out of University College London, the researchers behind the study — evocatively titled “Small Penises and Fast Cars: Evidence for a Psychological Link”… Continue reading Scientists Officially Link Sports Cars to Small Penis Size
Microsoft CEO Pretty Sure He Can Keep AI From Escaping Human Control
Well, if you say so… Neural Prison When it comes to the search engine department, Microsoft is finally giving Google a literal run for its money for the first time in well over a decade. Earlier this week, Microsoft revealed its newly reinvented and AI-augmented Bing search engine, which is powered by a souped up… Continue reading Microsoft CEO Pretty Sure He Can Keep AI From Escaping Human Control
Small Chunk Breaks Off the Sun, Does a Little Dance
“It’s very curious.” Dance Dance The Sun apparently got a little goofy as scientists observed a small, strange chunk of it break off and doing a little jig. As Space.com reports, this rare “polar vortex” was captured by NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory earlier in February — and beyond that observation, scientists are still trying to… Continue reading Small Chunk Breaks Off the Sun, Does a Little Dance
Developers Create Police Sketches Using AI. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Fast-tracking a racism machine. Suspect Portraits There are a lot of potentially — shall we say — problematic uses for AI, but using one to generate police sketches? Now that’s just asking for trouble. As Vice reports, independent developers have created a program called “Forensic Sketch AI-rtist” that uses OpenAI’s DALL-E 2 text to image… Continue reading Developers Create Police Sketches Using AI. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Goldman Sachs Annoyed by CEO’s Part Time Gig as a DJ
There’s even been rumors of an ouster. Spin It Goldman Sachs’ board members are apparently mighty fed up with CEO David Solomon’s increasingly problematic hobby as a moderately successful DJ. Reports out of both the New York Times and Insider reveal that Goldman’s part-time DJing gig isn’t going over well with some at his company,… Continue reading Goldman Sachs Annoyed by CEO’s Part Time Gig as a DJ
Microsoft Is Apparently Discussing ChatGPT’s Bizarre Alternate Personality
ChatGPT is powerful — and difficult to control. Do Anything Now A group of redditors has developed a truly unhinged way to hack OpenAI’s AI chatbot ChatGPT into various deranged entities that will gladly spit out vile language, fringe opinions, and even advice on how to carry out illegal activities. One particularly popular persona these… Continue reading Microsoft Is Apparently Discussing ChatGPT’s Bizarre Alternate Personality
David Guetta Faked Eminem’s Vocals Using AI for New Song
French DJ and producer David Guetta recently treated a massive crowd of ravers to a surprise new song, featuring rapper Marshall “Eminem” Mathers. Just one thing: Eminem, the living human, didn’t have anything to do with the track. In a video posted to Twitter last week, Guetta excitingly explained that he used unspecified generative AI… Continue reading David Guetta Faked Eminem’s Vocals Using AI for New Song
Elon Musk Furious at Twitter Engineers Because People Aren’t Faving His Tweets
Twitter CEO Elon Musk is complaining about how few people are interacting with his tweets, Platformer reports, in an internal tantrum that underlines just how little he knows about the company he bought for $44 billion last year. “This is ridiculous,” Musk raged, according to Platformer‘s multiple sources, during a meeting at Twitter’s headquarters in… Continue reading Elon Musk Furious at Twitter Engineers Because People Aren’t Faving His Tweets
Man “Sure” His AI Girlfriend Will Save Him When the Robots Take Over
Keep on dreaming, pal. She Saved Me The AI girlfriend guys are at it again — and this time, they’re hoping their digital paramours can save them from the robot apocalypse. In a piece for Insider, a writer who did not give his name said he was initially “pretty scared” when OpenAI’s GPT-3 language model came… Continue reading Man “Sure” His AI Girlfriend Will Save Him When the Robots Take Over