Elon Musk Brought His Mommy to a Big Business Meeting For Some Reason

According to Elon, “the proof is in the pudding.” Maybe his mom made that too? OedipusX Things seem to be going really well for CEO of many companies Elon Musk, who reportedly brought his mother to a recent client meeting. According to Bloomberg‘s sourcing, Maye Musk was spotted at Twitter’s New York offices on Halloween, five… Continue reading Elon Musk Brought His Mommy to a Big Business Meeting For Some Reason

Elon Musk Conducts Poll, Doesn’t Like Results, Conducts New Poll, Still Doesn’t Like Results

In a fit of rage last night, Twitter’s new CEO Elon Musk suspended the accounts of over a dozen journalists from high profile publications including CNN, The New York Times, and The Washington Post. The drama kicked off when Musk accused Jack Sweeney, a university student who has been tracking the movement of Musk’s private… Continue reading Elon Musk Conducts Poll, Doesn’t Like Results, Conducts New Poll, Still Doesn’t Like Results

Donald Trump’s NFT Collection Is So Fantastically Ugly That Even His Biggest Fans Are Aghast

There are lots and lots of issues with a new collection of Donald Trump non-fungible tokens (NFTs) — not least of which that they’re spectacularly ugly and shadily-run. “Hello everyone, this is Donald Trump, hopefully your favorite president of all time,” the real estate pariah says in a promo video for the drop which, because of… Continue reading Donald Trump’s NFT Collection Is So Fantastically Ugly That Even His Biggest Fans Are Aghast

Free Speech Champion Elon Musk Is Mass Suspending Twitter Accounts of Journalists Who Criticized Him

If you thought newly-minted Twitter CEO Elon Musk might be ready to calm down after a long week of chaos, think again. To wit: On Thursday evening, the billionaire(‘s site) purged a significant number of journalists who’d written critically about the acquisition, including New York Times reporter Ryan Mac, Washington Post reporter Drew Harwell, and… Continue reading Free Speech Champion Elon Musk Is Mass Suspending Twitter Accounts of Journalists Who Criticized Him

Uber Deploying Robots to Replace Human Delivery Drivers

Who needs pesky human drivers anyways? Uber Bot Two years after selling off its self-driving car business, Uber is rolling out a fleet of six-wheeled delivery robots to replace human Uber Eats drivers in Miami, partnering with California-based sidewalk robot company Cartken for a pilot program in a Miami commercial district called Dadeland. Cartken robots… Continue reading Uber Deploying Robots to Replace Human Delivery Drivers

New Zealand Officially Bans Cigarettes for Anybody Born After 2008

Image by Getty Images/Futurism New Zealand’s parliament has passed new legislation prohibiting the sale of cigarettes or smoked tobacco products to anybody born after 2008. That means the island nation has effectively banned cigarettes for all future generations to come, the first country to have ever passed a law of this kind. The ban will come… Continue reading New Zealand Officially Bans Cigarettes for Anybody Born After 2008

Flat Earthers Puzzled by Why People Don’t Fall Off “Bottom” of Globe

And they can’t even spell their memes right! Impossiball-ers The Flat Earthers have struck again — and this time, they’re confused as to why people and cities don’t plummet into space when they’re on the planet’s “bottom.” In spite of, millennia of established science, national news outlets like USA Today are still forced to debunk… Continue reading Flat Earthers Puzzled by Why People Don’t Fall Off “Bottom” of Globe

Judas Identified in FTX Last Supper

It’s getting biblical. Crypto Judas Call him Judas. Call him Brutus. Call him a concerned whistleblower. But a figure has emerged in the epic fall from grace of former cryptocurrency exchange CEO Sam Bankman-Fried, and we’re fascinated. The company’s former co-CEO Ryan Salame told Bahamian regulators of “possible mishandling of clients’ assets” by Bankman-Fried two days… Continue reading Judas Identified in FTX Last Supper

Elon Musk Quietly Unloads Billions in Tesla Shares as Price Plummets

“The Twitter nightmare continues as Musk uses Tesla as his own ATM machine to keep funding the red ink at Twitter…” Stonk Wonk Elon Musk has once again sold a mindboggling cache of Tesla stock — even as the electric vehicle maker’s stock value continues a precipitous decline. As the Wall Street Journal reports, Musk quietly sold… Continue reading Elon Musk Quietly Unloads Billions in Tesla Shares as Price Plummets

Free Speech Absolutist Elon Musk Announces New Limits on Free Speech

Self-proclaimed “free speech absolutist” and Twitter CEO Elon Musk has announced new limits to free speech on his recently acquired social media platform. After specifically promising last month that he wouldn’t block Jack Sweeney, a university student who has been tracking the movement of Musk’s private jet using publicly available flight tracking information, Musk put… Continue reading Free Speech Absolutist Elon Musk Announces New Limits on Free Speech