For some time now, a slightly modified form of the old Prince anthem “My Bicycle” has been circulating in kindergartens and better-behaved schoolyards. The name of a single car brand has been exchanged almost imperceptibly: “Every booger drives an Opel/Every monkey drives a Ford/Every idiot drives a Porsche/Every idiot drives an Audi Sport/Every crazy drives a Tesla/Every idiot.” Jaguar/ Only connoisseurs ride bikes/ And they always get there faster.” The fact that Manta drivers are supposed to be bigger weirdos than Jaguar racers was already clear the year the song was published 1991 doubtful – even if Til Schweiger contributed a lot to the rating with his stupid film that came out in the same year. However, the fact that Tesla drivers will be named as crazy in 2024 and at the latest after the outcome of the American elections would definitely be justified. The only question is: will they really? Or rather: Do they feel like that?
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