The devil wears Prada, so the Pope couldn’t possibly have chosen an Italian car. A Lamborghini like the one the highway police in boots drive? Or maybe a Fiat Panda, since there is already a Dacia Duster in the fleet that is rich in abstinence? It is said that the decision was made by secret and equal ballot according to the strict principles of the conclave. So for Christmas, Francis gets German quality workmanship. Not from BMW, which is what one might have expected, since Munich’s Aloisius has been rejoicing on his cloud and singing hallelujah for ages. Nothing will come of this, including the idea allegedly conceived in the State Chancellery of disinterestedly moving the handover to St. Mark’s Square. The Bavarian state government continues to wait in vain for divine inspiration. And the arch-enemy angel from Swabia comes into play again.
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